Dear Punta Cana,
I am back stateside and into day 2 of
being back at work. I miss you Dominican Republic (not the lack of wifi but the
beach). Can I go back on vacation? Is it
possible for me to climb into someone’s suitcase with an oxygen mask and a
pillow? Reality is not nearly as much
fun as the dancing, drinking, and relaxing that occurred this past weekend. - LC
Dear 8 pounds I gained from vacation
overeating,
I hate you! I want you to go away
without me having to work out or eat right! Can’t you just evaporate into the
abyss and leave me alone. The extra giggle and wiggle is unnecessary and cruel
if you ask me! F -You!!! This heartburn you brought can kick rocks too! - LC
Dear Samsung Galaxy S4,
You
are the best phone I have ever had. I love you
more than life itself and I want to commit to living together (at least for the
next 2 years). If you take care of me, I will take care of you. Case, screen
protectors, blackberry sacrifices; whatever you want I agree to do. Team work makes the dream work baby and together
we will change the world. - LC
Dear Kitchen Sink,
Yes I mean you my actual kitchen sink.
Now is not the time to spring a leak. I need you to stop pouring water in the
cabinet underneath you! That doesn’t work for me or the wood at all. It’s messy and inconvenient plus I really
want to wash my dishes from last night’s dinner. I hope the maintenance man
sets you straight and that you really think about what you have done so we don’t
have a repeat of this incident. Learn from the bathtub (get right or get
gutted)! -LC |
| Vacation LC |
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| best phone EVER!!!! |
